Official Details

Date of Death: 12/20/71

Chipboard poem

Shy little Hush and her pet rat Shriek.
Dwelling in the sewer, these two are sure to reek.

Death Certificate

Shy little Hush thought rats were so pretty,
So it was her good fortune she lived by the city.
It was easy to sneak into the sewer each night,
To offer her pets a cheesy delight.
But one silly slip landed Hush on her head,
It was right there she drowned and the rats were well fed.