Official Details

Date of Death: N/A

Chipboard poem

The radio reports an escaped maniac
With a hook hand and prone to attack
So you are advised to stay inside
Parked at lovers lane is no place to hide

Death Certificate

Young love birds parked at lovers lane,
a hook handed man, escaped and insane.
A noise from outside, a scratching metal sound,
scared for their lives the couple fled the grounds.
Bloodied and hanging from their car door,
is the hook-hand from his arm that was tore