Official Details

Date of Death: 4/22/1923 at 7:30pm

Chipboard poem

Envy – n 1. A feeling of antagonism towards someone because of some Good which she is enjoying but which one does not have oneself. 2. See Eve-A-Go-Go.

Death Certificate

Eve believed the grass outside her jungle was much greener,
So the happiness of all the other girls only made her meaner.
But deep down in hell she no longer feels the jungle heat,
For she is put in freezing water from her head down to her feet.